Douche: device for washing out the vagina; the word is used as an insult to describe a person who is arrogant, obnoxious, and irritating.
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World English Dictionary
douche (duːʃ)
n
1. a stream of water or air directed onto the body surface or into a body cavity, for cleansing or medical purposes
2. the application of such a stream of water or air
3. an instrument, such as a special syringe, for applying a douche
vb
4. to cleanse or treat or be cleansed or treated by means of a douche

Note how the dictionary completely misses on the way the word douche is used in the video

Dude: something you can call a male friend who is part of your group

Dude (Dictionary.com)
[dood, dyood] noun, interjection, Verb phrases, dud·ed up, dud·ing up.
noun
1. a man excessively concerned with his clothes, grooming, and manners.
2. Slang.
a. a fellow; chap.
b. (a general term of address used to a man, woman, or group).
3. a person reared in a large city.
4. Western U.S. an urban Easterner who vacations on a ranch.
interjection
5. (an expression of shock, approval, sympathy, or other strong feeling): Dude! That's one expensive sandwich!
World English Dictionary
dude (duːd, djuːd)
n
1. (Western US), (Canadian) a city dweller, esp one holidaying on a ranch
2. chiefly (US), (Canadian) a dandy
3. (US), (Canadian) a person: often used to any male in direct address

The online dictionary has the correct definition of dude, but you have to sort through a lot of other definitions that don't match the situation.

Initiation rites: something painful that new people have to go through to become part of a group

Mortgage: monthly payments you have to make to pay back the loan on your house

Rascal: a person that causes trouble; but this is used in a joking manner in the show

Kooky: strange and weird

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adjective, kook·i·er, kook·i·est. Slang.of, like, or pertaining to a kook; eccentric, strange, or foolish.

It may sound a bit kooky, but it is both logical and realistic as well as...

Kooky is defined well without having to sort through a lot of irrelevant definitions

Protestant: a Christian religion that broke away from the Catholics

Catholic: the original Christian religion that is led by the Pope

Yum-yums: something delicious to eat, sounds like a name a young child would use

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There is no definition for yum-yums in the online dictionary

Luscious: ripe and delicious

Goodies: something good to eat

noun 1. Usually, goodies.something especially attractive or pleasing, especially cake, cookies, or candy.
2. something that causes delight or satisfaction: A record collector played some goodies for me on his phonograph.
interjection3. good (used to express childish delight).
Also, goodie.

Goodie is defined well

Destiny: your fate, what you will become in the future

Wacko: crazy

Frosting: sweet and sugary stuff that is spread on the outside of a birthday cake

Gospel: literally this means good news, but in particular it refers to the story of Jesus or the "good news about Jesus" that Christians want to tell other people

Together: a person that is balanced and doesn't have a lot of personality problems

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adverb
1.into or in one gathering, company, mass, place, or body: to call the people together.
2. into or in union, proximity, contact, or collision, as two or more things: to sew things together.
3. into or in relationship, association, business, or agreement, etc., as two or more persons: to bring strangers together.
4. taken or considered collectively or conjointly: This one cost more than all the others together.
5. (of a single thing) into or in a condition of unity, compactness, or coherence: to squeeze a thing together; The argument does not hold together well.

adjective 10. Slang.mentally and emotionally stable and well organized: a together person.

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Make out: kiss and touch for a long time

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make out,
a. to write out or complete, as a bill or check.
b. to establish; prove.
c. to decipher; discern.
d. to imply, suggest, or impute: He made me out to be a liar.
e. to manage; succeed: How are you making out in your new job?
f. Slang.to engage in kissing and caressing; neck.
g. Slang.to have sexual intercourse.
h. Chiefly Pennsylvania German.to turn off or extinguish (especially a light or fire): Make the light out.

Collins:
vb (often foll by with)
1. (tr) to discern or perceive: can you make out that house in the distance?
2. (tr) to understand or comprehend: I can't make out this letter
3. (tr) to write out: he made out a cheque
4. (tr) to attempt to establish or prove: he made me out to be a liar
5. (intr) to pretend: he made out that he could cook
6. (intr) to manage or fare: how did you make out in the contest?
7. informal chiefly (US), (Canadian) to engage in necking or petting: Alan is making out with Jane

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Second coming: when Jesus is supposed to come back to earth and establish a new kingdom

Quill: a pen made out of a feather

Vision: when you see the future in a dream or when looking at an object like a crystal ball

Prophet: a person who has visions and tells other people messages from god about the future

Denounce: to publicly speak out against something

Weasel: to sneakily lie your way into becoming part of a group
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wea·sel [wee-zuhl] noun, plural wea·sels (especially collectively) wea·sel, verb

noun 1. any small carnivore of the genus Mustela, of the family Mustelidae, having a long, slender body and feeding chiefly on small rodents.
2. any of various similar animals of the family Mustelidae.
3. a cunning, sneaky person.
4. a tracked vehicle resembling a tractor, used in snow.
5. Slang.an informer; stool pigeon.

verb (used without object) 6. to evade an obligation, duty, or the like; renege (often followed by out ): That's one invitation I'd like to weasel out of.
7. to use weasel words; be ambiguous; mislead: Upon cross-examination the witness began to weasel.
8. Slang.to inform.

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Blindside: getting hit unexpectedly in the back; this is a term from American football referring to the quarterback getting hit in the back when he is trying to throw the football

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verb (used with object), blind·sid·ed, blind·sid·ing.
1. Sports.to tackle, hit, or attack (an opponent) from the blind side: The quarterback was blindsided and had the ball knocked out of his hand.
2. Informal.to attack critically where a person is vulnerable, uninformed, etc.: The president was blindsided by the press on the latest tax bill.

The online dictionary does a good job of defining blindside, but it doesn't have pictures like the one above.

Jilted: getting dumped by your lover

World English Dictionary
jilt (dʒɪlt)
vb
(tr) to leave or reject (a lover), esp without previous warning: she was jilted at the altar

The online dictionary does a good job of defining jilted and have a nice example sentence.

dude

[dood, dyood]noun, interjection, Verb phrases, dud·ed up, dud·ing up.
noun
1. a man excessively concerned with his clothes, grooming, and manners.
2. Slang.
a. a fellow; chap.
b. (a general term of address used to a man, woman, or group).
3. a person reared in a large city.
4. Western U.S.an urban Easterner who vacations on a ranch.
interjection
5. (an expression of shock, approval, sympathy, or other strong feeling): Dude! That's one expensive sandwich!


World English Dictionary
dude (duːd, djuːd)

n
1.
(Western US), (Canadian) a city dweller, esp one holidaying on a ranch
2.
chiefly (US), (Canadian) a dandy
3.
(US), (Canadian) a person: often used to any male in direct address